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Cohen, Democrats, Climate change

 
Micheal Cohen was sent to prison for three years and has implicated Orange Buffoon in two federal crimes. If this was a Democrat the Republicans would have started impeachment proceeding last year. Orange Buffoon is probably a criminal and needs to be impeached. It doesn't look like it will happen on this occasion as Republicans don't appear to care. The one up side is maybe an alleged criminal president would mean an easier victory for a Democrat in 2020, though it appears you can never rely on the Democrats not to fuck up an election.

Speaking of which, no to Beto O'Rourke. The guy couldn't beat Ted Cruz and the only reason why people bothered with him is that people hated Ted Cruz so much. No to him and no to Richard Ojeda too. Though his straight talking has a better chance of defeating Buffoon who he also voted for, which also tells me he's not the sharpest knife in the draw. However a straight shooter that voted for Buffoon running against Buffoon might be interesting though. However I thought that electing Buffoon would be interesting, and it is but also a total disaster. Doing things based on my morbid curiosity is a bad idea. Both of these guys lost their last races and if you lose against Republicans I get to judge you for it.

The world again laughed at the Buffoon administration as they sent a coal advocate to a meeting on climate change. He was giving a speech, the room started laughing. Apparently the laughter was staged, but it was still a funny clip. There was chanting afterwards but I think that the laughter added something different to the clip.
 
Posted at 20/12/2018 05:00:28 UTC 0 comments
 

Bush, Buffoon, Kelly

 
George H.W. Bush died. Former president, ass grabber, republican. As far as awful Bush presidents, he was the better one. Also possibly the best Republican president since 89. He was still horrible and invaded a country and caused many deaths including by ignoring the AIDS crisis for half of his presidency. His idiot son just caused more damage. George W and Jeb, obviously George H.W. and Barbra had awful genes. Pretty sure if those were my kids I'd get myself fixed.

Orange Buffoon still doesn't believe in climate change, what a fucking idiot. However this really isn't new information or an interesting angle. I would just like to say he's the fucking president and has access to the smartest people alive. instead of asking them he shits out whatever insane crap is in his head in a tweet. Republican politicians are also fucking idiots, they just don't use Twiter. If you were a politician why wouldn't you want to base your policies on the best possible information? I know that money is part of it, but I also genuinely believe they are stupid too. Money just buys the ability for stupid people to get into power. The left need to get their shit together too and just crowd fund the adaptation and development of new technologies. Luckily politicians in other countries are not complete idiots on the issue. We could still do more and need to otherwise we're beyond fucked.

John Kelly is out. Maybe Buffoon worked out how to fire him. There was a story which claimed Orange Buffoon repeatedly tried to fire him but Kelly but Kelly just ignored him and stayed, that story sounds too unbelievable for me but it's Buffoon so who knows. Anyway I hope Buffoon inserts a person who can't control him so even more shit blows up in his face. Get the popcorn!
 
Posted at 09/12/2018 08:12:16 UTC 0 comments
 

Brazil, Amazon, Hillary Clinton, Democrats

 
Brazil has a new lunatic president, he's basically a fascist version of Buffoon, that's pretty fucking fascist. The Amazon is now in jeporady. This will make climate change must worse if they reduce the size of it. Speaking of Amazon the company Amazon raised its wages to at least $15/hour but when the media was done covering that it took away their stock options. Most employees still get slightly more. But wait there's more. They're opening a new headquarters in New York but have negotiated a deal to get $8,000 per employee. Basically it's welfare to one of the most profitable companies on earth. "Congratulations, you got played!" As someone else points out if the money was directed towards small businesses at least they pay taxes. I have a message to people who talk about Hillary Clinton running for president. SHUT THE FUCK UP! I am sick of certain progressives constantly bitching about Hillary Clinton, they are as bad as right wingers. If she makes an announcement I'll ridicule her at that time. Until then I am not discussing Hillary Clinton running for president, because she fucking isn't. Democrats have also picked up a few seats in the House since last week. Although since they still don't have the Senate I'm not sure that this is relevant.
 
Posted at 20/11/2018 03:20:05 UTC 0 comments
 

Terrorism, Midterms, Sessions

 
On the terrorism story in our last story, it occurred to me that terrorism is usually done you're powerless. Orange Buffoon is the President, at that time the republicans had both houses. Buffoon whines and bitches so much that he had deluded his supporters into thinking the most powerful man in the world is a victim.

My analyst of the midterms result is meh! The republicans lost the House but kept the Senate, which basically means an impeachment is unlikely, which is a good result for the President. Of course I wasn't suggesting they impeach without cause, but I'm pretty fucking sure there's cause. Some pundits believe that Orange Buffoon had a decent result from winding up his base. This is something left-wingers should do in a legitimate way; energy helps you win! Apart from that, some corporate Democrates lost, so did some Justice Democrats. Some Justice Democrats won, go them. Some Justice Democrats losses in red states were smaller than the corporate Democrats, point of interest. Some progressive ballot initiatives won in red states such as higher minimum wages. The results wasn't good, but it's not all bad either, meh.

Jeff Sessions was forced to resign. This isn't good. The Russia investigation is probably about to be ended. Luckily Mueller has farmed out prosecutions. So Buffoon may think that this will magically solve his problems. In New Zealand we have a saying: Yeah nah.
 
Posted at 12/11/2018 02:49:32 UTC 0 comments
 

Saudi Arabia, Right wing terrorists, New Zealand MP

 
It looks like the government of Saudi Arabia assassinated a journalist from Turkey. They claim it was an accident but they also brought a body double and bone sore to the event. Did they accidentally do that too? Orange Buffoon has been weak on the issue, of course. He has financial ties to Saudi Arabia. This includes registering 7 businesses in the country at the time of the election and having them staying at his hotels. The government of Turkey is not that great either, it's a battle of fundamentalists. There are some more moderate Muslim governments but they are neither Turkey or Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia is also committing a genocide in Yemon. The world is ignoring this. In the US apparently genocide is OK as long as you're the one selling them weapons. Saudi Arabia needs to be heavily sanctioned.

Bombs were sent to current and past Democrat leaders. It's a good thing that the bomber was incompetent and nobody died. His list of enemies also included CNN and Hollywood celebrities that have spoken out against the president. Has Fox News said the words radical right-wing terrorist yet? How about Ted Cruz? I am told something magical happens when you say radical islamic terrorist and people must call it what it is! By the way these are the same people that claim they hate language policing from the left, they actually love to control what words people used. After the news of the bombs Orange Buffoon continued his hate rallies and said that the media has been unfair to him. (he said this three times in an interview, his brain is clearly not functioning correctly) I thought that the right was against people having victim mentalities. Apparently not. It's not the people receiving bombs that are the victims. It's the most powerful person in the country. I maintain the man needs to be removed from office before more of his crazed supporters do things like this.

I just heard about another case of a right-wing terrorist. A Synagogue shooting 11 people dead. This alt-right nazi thought the jews were funding a caravan of immigrant. I don't know if he identifies as a nazi, but if it walks like a duck. I heard of this story after I wrote the last sentence of the last paragraph. In future I'll have to say before his supporters kill more people. Cue the thoughts and prayers from politicians and nothing at all will be done on gun control. American politics is terrible.

In New Zealand a MP was committed after news of affairs he had came out. USA, take note, you should probably commit your leader. Anyway he needed treatment due to his reputation being destroyed in retaliation to him being leaking stuff about his own party including alleged illegal financial contributions. But nobody is talking about this anymore, look at the shiny sex story. People are too easily distracted. Like the first story, I don't consider anybody the good guy. I admire the leaking but don't discount the fact that it was probably done for self serving reasons. I do hope that he recovers from this and hope that he runs in the by-election and splits the right-wing vote, that'll be awesome. I predict however that he'll just retire. I disagree with his politics but hope that he recovers from his issues.
 
Posted at 28/10/2018 03:03:08 UTC 0 comments
 

Kavanaugh, progressive losers, solutions

 
Republicans approved Kavanaugh, fuck them, they're disgusting. They didn't have to let an alleged attempted sexual assaulter on the court. They could have put on another pro corporate judge. Orange Buffoon just wanted him because he doesn't believe that presidents should be investigated, apparently he came to this conclusion after investigating Bill Clinton. What a fucking joke. Fuck Orange Buffoon for saying pray for Kavanaugh and apologizing to him on behalf of the USA. Buffoon is truly a disgusting fucker. Fuck Joe Manchin too! He's no democrat. Absurd progressives were unable to defeat him. It's incompetence really.

Side point I feel the same way about Cynthia Nixon vs Andrew Cuomo. Progressives should be better prepared to fight against the establishment. Didn't she do a good job since Cuomo. had millions and Nixon had $400,000. Well no she fucking didn't as she could have raise more money through crowd funding. Same with Alison Heartson in California. Should have done better. I have a you don't win by losing mentality. Nixon's vote went some way to knocking off 6/8 corporate democrates the kept voting for republicans, good job on that.

As for the Supreme Court Kavanaugh should be impeached the next time Democrats get a super majority and they should just increase the number of justices and pack the fuck out of the Supreme Court. Unfortunately the Corporate Democrats are weak wet spineless cowards and these things won't be done because they have a delusional fetish for bipartisanship.

In case you criticize me for my court packing idea, the republicans have already packed the court by blocking Obama's nominee. It's called fighting fire with fire. You're not going to win in any other way.

2/2 of the latest republican presidents were first elected by not winning the popular vote. Obama was blocked from appointing his last corporate judge. Being nice has gotten the left in the USA absolutely fucking nowhere. They need to be stronger and energize their base with actual creditable candidates that are not full of empty slogans.

For fuck sakes get rid of the Electoral College too, and money in politics as soon as you have the numbers for a constitutional amendment.
 
Posted at 16/10/2018 03:16:53 UTC 0 comments
 

Kavanaugh, UN

 
Since last week 3 or 4 more women have claimed that Brett Kavanaugh abused them. Was Bill Cosby unavailable to be a judge? This comes down to simple numbers. 5-8% of sexual abuse allegations turn up to be false. The idea that 4-5 women are lying about Brett's character is terribly unlikely. Once 3 women come forward, yeah that doesn't look good. I am not saying that less than three women are not creditable but if you're overly skeptical about allegations I would hope that three women coming forward would at least give you pause about a person. Even two would give you at maximum a 4% false rate. Of course it doesn't mean that there's definitely something there but it isn't very likely there is nothing there. Even with a single accuser a 8% false rate isn't very high so you should at least be cautious before disbeliefing.

A lot of people didn't find Brett creditable in the hearing because he did things like lie about what a devil's triangle is. It's not a threesome, according to Brett it's a drinking game that nobody has heard of. People that were in his class were tweeting that he was lying. Also apparently mentioning a women's name in his yearbook or something was not about getting laid it was about having a crush. If he didn't do unbelievably shady things there would be no reason to tell unbelievably obvious lies. Even if he did I think that a much better strategy would be to admit you weren't perfect but to deny the more serious stuff. At least you wouldn't come across as an obvious liar.

He should be immediately charged with perjury but considering the Attorney General also committed perjury it appears that it is not something that they're prosecuting currently.

Finally in quick BS that doesn't matter the UN laughed at Orange Buffoon when he said that he has accomplished almost more than any president in the history of the country. That was the right reaction, he's an absolute clown.
 
Posted at 01/10/2018 05:52:36 UTC 0 comments
 

Wetter water and judges

 
You know how I said last week that Orange Buffoon keeps getting stupider? Well he proved me right. Not satisfied with calling hurricanes wet he said that this is the wettest hurricane from the standpoint of water. Which, is just not a coherent thought. You can can't measure the wetness of water. It is either wet or it doesn't exist. This is bullshit but let me address the people who think he's a secret genius and is playing 5 billion dimensional chess to confuse his enemies. The enemies must be inside the whitehouse because most of the people working think he's nuts. Enemies which he personally hired. No, sorry, I won't address you further. You can think Orange Buffoon is fending off Lizard People for all I care. This idiot bankrupted casinos, if that is what you call genius, I probably can't convinced you otherwise. Too far gone.

Turns out that the new Supreme Court pick may have attempted to sexually assault someone. I don't have much to add on this story. Even if he is withdrawn he would just be replaced by another pro corporate socially backwards judge. Judge Thomas was accused of similar things and they confirmed him. This could be a different era. At the lower court level a ton of judges have been confirmed. Many of them were left by Obama and Senate Democrates made a deal to fast track them because they wanted to go campaigning. Absurd. When it comes to judges Democrates just suck.
 
Posted at 23/09/2018 04:33:02 UTC 0 comments
 

Orange Buffoon is a stupid narcissist and it's dangerous

 
Buffoon keeps saying stupider things. I really don't know how that's even possible at this stage but he keeps getting dumber. The buffoon stupid barrel has no bottom. You've think you've hit the bottom, then it's revealed he keeps saying that his father was born in the wrong country, you think you have hit the bottom, he's calling hurricanes tremendously wet.

Perhaps more importantly he's giving himself A+ on disaster responses, all of them. 3,000 people died in one which amazingly he's in denial about. Well I said amazingly; it would be amazing for anybody else but it's Orange Buffoon, the guy is a complete narcissist and has shit for brains, he'll deny whatever is convenient. His crowd size was bigger, the news is fake, A+ on everything and the death toll is fudged. If Putin launched a nuke on California he'd probably deny the amount of deaths too, or blame someone else like Bush did with 9/11.

If you think everything you do is perfect you probably have no incentive to improve. His narcissism is dangerous when you think of disaster relief. His narcissism and incompetence will kill people and probably has already done so.

The problem isn't Orange Buffoon, it's the people who won't remove him from office. All shit is now on them.

If you still think Orange Buffoon is fit to be president, maybe you need some kind of professional help.
 
Posted at 16/09/2018 04:29:03 UTC 0 comments
 

Orange Buffoon, Paul Manaford, Low Wages, Nike

 
An anonymous staffer wrote a piece in the New York Times with more dirt on the white house. Everybody is talking about it but honestly it isn't revolutionary at all and many of the things were known already such as the staff think that the President is crazy and will not follow some orders because they figure he'll forget about the orders. It was known already that his more crazy orders were being suppressed, we such have some examples. He wanted to get the US out of a trade deal with South Korea but didn't notice that the paperwork was stolen from his desk so it was forgotten about. Apparently he ordered the assassination of the Syrian dictator but just forgot. Now this does sound unbelievable, but then again it's Orange Buffoon so who knows? How do you not follow up when you order a leader of a country to be taken out? Furthermore how do you not invoke the 25th amendment when you know the president is this incompetent? These people are gutless. A fun fact that came out of this: Nixon staffers did the same when he used to get drunk.

There's speculation that Paul Manaford will take a plea deal. He wouldn't be doing this if he was relying on a Pardon. Another aide got 8 days in prison in exchange for a deal, though this is speculation. If one or both give information

Bernie Sanders has a bill where it'll force corporations like Amazon and Walmart to pay for a family's food stamps instead of the government. On the surface I agree but do see some issues with this; hear me out. It is disgraceful that corporations can get away with paying their workers so poorly they have to go on food stamps and if they have 2-3 kids I say that a bill like this would be great and would fully support this if it had this kind of limit. The problem I see is families with 5-6 kids. A job at Amazon wouldn't pay for that anyway, even if both people are working. This also disincentivizes companies from hiring people who have big families and they may prefer single people too. A more practical option might be to just have a reasonable liveable wage which would be enough for a family. Alternatively tying the wage to productivity which would be at least $21/hour. People may not like me tying capitalism to the number of kids you have but this is the system we live in. If you have other suggestions feel free to comment.

Finally conservative snowflakes burn their Nike shoes after Nike release an ad with Colin Kaepernick. These people are idiots, if they want to get rid of their Nike gear why not just sell them or donate them to a charity shop? Now they're down a few pairs of shoes. Nice going!
 
Posted at 09/09/2018 04:28:43 UTC 0 comments
 

Google, Obstruction of justice, Alex Jones

 
Orange Buffoon is now whinnng about Google showing news stories from "fake news" sites. By fake news sites he just means regular news sites. I have been ranking sites in Google on and off for 12 years and I was extremely successful in early days in getting top spots. I am getting back into search engine strategies after a long break, so I do know what I am talking about. Certain sites appear at the top because there are more websites that link to them. For fresh content the primary factor would be how many links from trusted websites a website has. That is how search engines work. If he doesn't want negative and shitty stories he could try not doing negative and shitty things.

Orange Buffoon again committed obstruction of justice but this time not even with his own case. The D.O.J. is investigating two Congresmen and Orange Buffoon thinks that Jeff Sessions should stop it because it is damaging the republicans chances in November. How many crimes is this man going to commit before he is impeached? This is a serious question!

Progressives are going on about how Alex Jones had trans porn in a tab. I fail to care. Yes he's apparently against that community but this is about the billionith case of conservatives hating on something while secretly liking it. Perhaps it's worth covering to say to the less gullible, casual supporters of him that he's a hypocrite. Though he rants about space sex cults on mars, do less gullible supporters of him actually exist? Well some people believe this and not that. But if you know that he's giving out bad information, why watch him at all? Some progressives commentators have turned crazy, I stop watching those. This is not to say that you can't watch him if you think he's funny but if you try to decode actual news and crap from his broadcasts, well, good luck with that. That is probably a bad idea. Even thinking that you should do this says to me that you would probably fall.
 
Posted at 06/09/2018 04:01:52 UTC 0 comments
 

Buffoon, Australia, John McCain

 
Paul Manaford has been found guilty of crimes. Michael Cohen has plead guilty to crimes, implicated Buffoon and said that he doesn't want a pardon from criminal Buffoon. The second is more relevant. Buffoon claims he paid the money but it wasn't from campaign money so it wasn't a felony... WRONG! Any spend to help a political campaign is subject to limits unless it's from a super PAC. Legal pundits claim he admitted a felony on live TV. This isn't about Russia. He did break the law and should be impeached. This is only one crime, how many more are there? Perhaps they can ask Cohen. Buffoon clearly said 11 times in a row that Cohen is a business person so his business is not subject to privilege. BUSINESS BUSINESS BUSINESS BUSINESS BUSINESS HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS BUSINESS BUT HE HAS A BUSINESS AND IS A BUSINESS PERSON BUSINESS BUSINESS BUSINESS.

This could be the end of Orange Buffoon, but some people don't think that the Republicans will impeach under any circumstances. Time will tell.

Buffoon is still going on about Crooked's Emails, he means Hillary in case you weren't able to understand, I am deliberately using his poor language. He wants Jeff Sessions to launch new investigations into her. He also abuses Jeff for not protecting him so I really don't think Jeff will be quick to launch investigations into a closed case of a political enemy. Why does Buffoon need protection if he hasn't done anything wrong?

Buffoon also think that flipping should be illegal. You can't flip on an innocent person. Why is he worried about people flipping if he hasn't done anything wrong?

Every fifth tweet is still NO COLLUSION.

Maybe his family should gag him and take his phone away. Maybe that's the only way to stop him sounding guilty.

On another note apparently Buffoon hates the fact that his wife is doing an anti bullying campaign. That make me think she's only do it to annoy him, which makes perfect sense considering the affairs.

Australia has a new prime minister. It must be that time of the year. An election didn't occur. Most of the Prime Minister changes have occurred without an election in recent years. If you are in Australia and are with a knocked out person, you might not want to ask who is the current prime minister since it may change at any moment.

John McCain died, I am not going to say that he was all good or all bad. I will just say thanks for picking a complete clown as your running mate, she was hilarious.
 
Posted at 26/08/2018 04:25:23 UTC 0 comments
 

Alex Jones, hideous people from Canada, Don Brash

 
Several websites banned Alex Jones from their platforms. I have so many points perhaps I will write this in the same style as my professional writings; in reference to three sentences per paragraphs not language.

If you believe what Alex Jones says is true, you need to seek mental health treatment. You have a thinking disability, are really gullible, have shit for brains, are emotionally attached to the conspiracy theories or a combination. I will not engage with you.

This isn't a freedom of speech issue. They're all private companies which are not currently regulated as public utilities. They have an absolute right to kick off anybody for any reason.

Them being nationalized or regulated as public utilities is problematic as their audience is worldwide. You could do something with the UN as the governing body but mention that to Alex Jones and he'll shout THE UN IS TRYING TO STICK EVERYBODY IN HOBBIT HOMES!

The same right wingers who go on about free speech mostly hate government regulation of corporations. Forcing a private platform to have you post would be doing exactly that unless you want Jones to sue YouTube.

It's an inconsistent position, what about the right of a business to conduct business how it likes and have the "free market" decide? This is what libertarians like Alex Jones believe. In their world and the real world the rights of the corporation have priority on this specific issue.

If you want to change that, do that but freedom of speech is not a valid argument at this time. Freedom of speech is meant to protect you from the government from penalizing you for your opinion.

Crowd fund a platform which gives people flexible options to monetize their content. Both the left and right would be grateful for this. This would be a more productive approach.

This is not about taking something down because they didn't like it. His content was leading to repeated harassment of families with massacre victims. If you think that it is immoral or unethical to take such content down, your morality is ass backwards!

Corporations don't have to take part in such activity. Though they probably only did it because they were afraid of being sued or the public backlash. This is completely consistent with how libertarians want the free market to run!

Alex Jones isn't widely regarded as satire, any responsible satirist would immediately tone it down when people start to harass others.

If he's pretending he's not making it clear and the consequences are the same, so that is not a good point. Is his supplement business part of the satire?

The best case he's knowingly selling snake oil to people he assumes are idiots. He must know that many of his followers are mentally unstable. If he's deliberately lying to them that doesn't make it better.

Now to the progressives defending Alex Jones: STOP BEING STUPID! I understand that there are free speech absolutists out there but again this argument doesn't apply and the exact same people who claim that they're in the business of facts defend homophobic dictator Putin and they are yet again making stupid arguments in defense of a vile person.

I understand that you want to debunk Alex Jones but if that was truly a remedy families of massacre victims wouldn't be constantly harassed and people wouldn't be going to places with guns because of his conspiracies. People who do this are not going to listen to logic or reason. You're living in a fantasy world, ironically just like his supporters with unnatural gay frogs and space cults designed to make people asexual.

The left especially progressives should deliver facts. You cannot use a fact based argument to defend Alex Jones. The corporations have the absolute right on this issue. People must not ignore facts in favor of ideology.

If you think corporations have too much power, I hear you. But these tech giants can already ban anyone for any reason; that's just the world we live in. You'd be better off organizing to build your own platform if you're that concerned.

The companies are running a business and have three primary concerns; advertisements, public backlash and not getting sued. Farron Cussins claimed the platforms are worried about getting sued after the people suing Jones are done with him. If this is the reason it's a purely business decision.

Alerx Jones has been slandering people for years; and not just those in the court cases but a long line of individual people. It is curious the companies have just taken action now and I assume haven't removed similar people sprouting such nonsense, but perhaps it was the lawsuit.

You may say innocent until proven guilty but again corporations don't have to abide by that standard.

The vital difference for Alex Jones can and should be sued for his constant slander. The only tragedy is he hasn't gone bankrupt long ago for lawsuits. This isn't a slippery slope because he regularly says crazy untrue things about people and is driving his base to commit crimes, this isn't the free speech martyr that some people want him to be.

Alex Jones still has his own website and platform. To be clear I would be against ISPs from censoring legal things as the internet itself should be a public utility, but that rule no longer exists because of the administration Jones supported. Proving my point that they want corporations to have all the power; he very specifically advocated against net neutrality.

The presidential candidate that he supported was the only one to say let's open up the liable laws. You would imagine that would completely screw Alex Jones!

It is true that making his audience less public does have downsides. A downside could be that this makes his followers more radical and I predict if that happens it could cause more problems for Alex Jones. If fewer people overall see his crap I say that's a net positive.

FUCK ALEX JONES, IF HE GOES BANKRUPT FROM LAWSUITS I WILL LAUGH MY ASS OFF AND PROBABLY HAVE A DRINK TO CELEBRATE.

I don't believe that Auckland should have banned those hideous people from Canada from speaking in the council buildings. I am consistent on this issue, I don't believe that the government should censor people but corporations can do what they like if they're not administering a public utility.

People claim that the hideous people from Canada have half a million followers and should be banned to prevent people thinking New Zealand endorses their BS. Absurd! Half of their followers are probably fake anyway.

Freedom means that people can do things that the government doesn't necessarily like unless it directly harms others. I don't not endorse those hideous people from Canada and the idea that I do just because they're in the same country is lunacy.

Those hideous people from Canada are now asking their supporters for donations because their little hate event didn't go ahead and this proves my point that getting banned was a business model for them. The same argument doesn't fly for Alex Jones because he uses his platforms to sell his snake oil.

Finally Don Brash (New Zealand political figure)said that protesters hindered his freedom of speech but again the concept applies to the government. Being a former leader of a major political party, he should know this but apparently not. He almost ran the country!
 
Posted at 14/08/2018 23:01:35 UTC 3 comments
 

Orange Buffoon and cars

 
People who say there's no evidence of collusion including some on the left are just denialists at this point and hell for quite a while. There was the famous Trump Tower meetings and an Email exchange between Don Junior and someone and he said "I love it" in response to getting damaging information on Hillary. I only bring this up because Buffoo's idiot lawyer Rudy brought up a second meeting which was previously unknown. Every time he goes on TV he makes things worse for his client. Mueller must be watching with Popcorn taking notes. Buffoon also tweeted out obstruction of justice and said that Jeff Sessions should shut down the investigation and fire Mueller. But apparently he was just giving his opinion, not committing obstruction of justice. Sounds as creditable as the audio heard me wrong. If he's so innocent why is he asking for the investigation to be shut down? Let's say the police was investigating me for punching a midget, they're totally free to do that because I didn't punch a midget. If I was like YOU SHOULD STOP THIS RIGGED WITCH HUNT. FAKE NEWS. SAD! NO PUNCHED MIDGET! You would probably assume that I was protesting too much. I apologize to people with short stance. Buffoon also tweeted out with big letters 50% APPROVAL RATING like he's proud. Most presidents would be horrified of that figure. By the way I don't believe that figure, the last creditable poll I saw had him at 41%. He's still rising, and I don't know why. This is the most incompetent man ever that the USA had as president, he constantly fucks up, can barely speak a coherent sentence, is locking people in camps, fucking up the environment. Why is his support rising? In other news Buffoon is doing away with fuel efficiency standards because? Fuck Obama. I guess that's the reason. This also helps the oil cronies that fund the republican party. Consumers must demand more fuel efficient and electric vehicles if the government refuses to enforce sensible rules, that's the solution.
 
Posted at 05/08/2018 04:33:26 UTC 0 comments
 

Orange Buffoon, Predictions, Sacha Barron Cohen

 
About a day after I last posted Orange Buffoon called the Russia investigation a hoax. I TOLD YOU SO! He doesn't disappoint. His insanity has become predictable, and not just by me. He's in a panic because Michael Cohen has many many tapes that could put him away. He hasn't fully flipped yet, but it's likely he will.

Add to that Buffoon is barely winning white men according to latest polls. I'll reiterate he won't complete two terms, and probably not even one. Thank fuck. I am sick of having to write about this idiot. I would rather bitch about what an idiot Mike Pence is, he's bound to be a moron but at least he doesn't shit the bed every five minutes.

Another prediction: If the economy collapses under Pence they'll just blame Orange Buffoon. If it collapses under Buffoon perhaps they'll use it to get him out, perhaps not.

Sacha Barron Cohen embarrassed a politician so much that he resigned. Sacha was pretending to teach someone how to fight ISIS (obviously they do that frequently in the US) he got the politician to yell a derogatory term racists frequently use to describe African Americans. He also got the politician to pull down his pants bumping backwards into Sacha yelling AMERICA! Clips again online. One thing that I will ask is why can't people troll Orange Buffoon more? I bet you could get him to say all sorts of stupid shit. People should totally do this. He constantly says stupid shit without any prompting. Imagine what you could get him to say if you compliment him. I've had fantasies. What I wouldn't do to be able to give a script to a reporter!
 
Posted at 29/07/2018 04:25:01 UTC 0 comments
 

Buffoon, Russia, Sacha Baron Cohen, Speakers

 
Orange Buffoon met with Putin and claimed that Russia didn't interfere in his election, then a day later he said that he actually said "I don't see why it wouldn't be Russia" instead of "I don't see why it would be Russia" and blamed the audio. Classic Narcissistic Personality Disorder: blame everything but yourself. I really think that he only did this because most of Fox News was displeased apart from the most fundamentalist Buffoon supporting hosts, then again usually he just angrily tweets at the TV when they offend the orange special snowflake so perhaps someone at the whitehouse also had a word with him. Then just as I predicted (privately) he was saying something different a day later: Russia is not trying to interfere with the midterms. The Press secretary now says he didn't say that but was saying "no" to the answering the question. At this point I think I will stop trying to explain this as whatever his current position he will probably say something different a day later and go on a rant about HILLARY'S EMAILS or Elizabeth Warren's heritage. By the way obsessing about someone's race, sound familiar?

In other news about Russia they're also funding groups like the NRA and anti gay groups with the purposes o dividing the west including Europe. They're saying to countries don't join the EU or you'll be forced to give gay people rights. The Putin administration is horrible and if you're a lefty and claim otherwise, well, get a fucking clue. This doesn't mean that I want a war but they definitely should be sanctioned and shunned until they stop with the fuckery, that is a very technical term!

Sacha Baron Cohen's new series has made headlines as he tricked political figures into doing and saying stupid things. He did a character in a wheelchair which I am not happy about but did prank Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney so the ends justify the means. I also support Steven Crowder's right to do a character in a wheelchair to make fun of Bernie supporters as he did, I also think that Crowder is a talentless hack but I support his right to be a talentless hack. Cohen also tricked republicans in supporting placing guns in the hands of 4 year olds and training them to shoot. O...K... He included a stuffed animal that shoots bullets, the clips are amazing. He also tried to trick Bernie but Bernie looked at him funny. Maybe he should have been a bit more clever with the scene to get the desired reaction.

Two far right Canadians are coming to New Zealand to do speeches. I won't name them, because I don't remember their names, don't want to give them publicity and can't be bothered looking them up. Auckland Mayor Phill Goff banned them from council owned buildings. All that he did by doing this was getting them on the news and make them martyrs. This draws more attention to them and is what they want. Some on the right have an equation for cash: Say horribly offensive things + get banned = views and support from other horrible people = CASH! The right course of action is to ignore these freaks so you don't draw more attention to them.
 
Posted at 22/07/2018 05:17:59 UTC 0 comments
 

UK trip, Hacking, Supreme Court

 
Orange Buffoon went on his UK trip. Yes it was a disaster. Before the trip he told Germany it was controlled by Russia in the most obvious case of projection ever and called himself a very stable genius. I really don't think people who are mentally stable go around telling people how mentally stable they are. As Cenk Uygur says if someone came up to you telling you that they're mentally stable you would probably back away slowly. Upon listening to the news clip I had to rewind making sure that I didn't mishear. But no. On his trip he told the Prime Minister that he wishes another person was the Prime Minister; if you were compiling a list of things not to do on a trip, pretty fucking sure that would be at the top. He walked in front of the queen, I care much less about that; monarchies and protocols are stupid. I guess at least his words didn't cause someone to go on a rampage this week, that is a plus!

Mueller has indicted 12 people for hacking including trying to get into the software that controls the vote. We don't know if they were successful, but I wouldn't be surprised. I've previously said that these machines were bound to be hackable; I guess that we will in time if I can say I told you so. Go back to paper ballots.

If there is even a 1% chance that the vote was not legitimate the Supreme Court pick shouldn't go through. It turns out that both picks were clerks of Justice Kennedy. This is no coincidence. The son of Kennedy has business dealings with Buffoon and it looks like his dad did a deal with Buffoon to retire in exchange for a clerk to be his replacement, possibly two clerks as part of the deal. This isn't how the Supreme Court is supposed to function but I guess it now matches Washington; it is a joke. Buffoon hasn't drained the swamp. He has built a new swamp on the whitehouse lawn, and built another in the Supreme Court.
 
Posted at 15/07/2018 04:31:22 UTC 0 comments
 

Tariffs, EPA, Air New Zealand

 
The tariffs are continuing to fuck up economies and there is no sign of it ending. Buffoon now wants to grant himself king like powers to continue the trade war without interference from congress. People warned he wants to be a dictator and if this goes through this would be the first step. It sounds like the world needs to spread democracy to the US. I'm of course joking but this isn't good. I wouldn't count on the Supreme Court to save anybody, the entire institution has become a joke as far as I am concerned. Best case, a Democrate comes in and cleans up some of the shit. Orange Buffoon praises the President of China for changing the constitution so he doesn't have to run again. So hopefully he can't do that!

The Environmental Protection Agency head resigned basically for being a corrupt fucker. His corruption was endless and he did things like use the agency resources' to try and get his wife a job, stayed at a place that cost him $50 a night that was provided by a lobbyist, made the agency spend 150k on a sound proof phone booth, misused government travel perks, routinely broke the law by having a private and public calendar. This guy had 12 different investigations into him and probably should be prosecuted. His replacement is a coal lobbyist. So little better.

Meanwhile in New Zealand idiots are boycotting Air New Zealand because they are offering Vegan burgers. Yes, this is a real story. Turns out people are batshit insane here too. I blame Orange Buffoon, before him people were less crazy and I never felt like I was writing satire half the time. Undoubtedly the same people that are boycotting our national airline will claim that they are patriots, stupid fucks. Please contact me if I got this story wrong, if they are banning meat or force feeding people vegan burgers, or shoving them up people's arses. Are they genetically engineering the vegetables to attack people? These would be a worthwhile boycott.
 
Posted at 08/07/2018 07:02:14 UTC 0 comments
 

Supreme Court, Progressives, Violence

 
Justice Kennedy retired and this basically means that the federal rights to abortion is no longer safe, possibly gay marriage but that one could be too popular to throw out. From my view the democrates didn't obstruct the first one Buffoon picked so they missed their opportunity. On the other hand Dear Leader is under investigation and didn't win the popular vote anyway, so why the fuck not? It's surely no worse than the republican rationale. There's no point talking about obstruction as Democrates are weak and practically never fight back because they receive money from the same donors. Your fantasies about obstruction will get you nowhere.

A Wall Street democrate lost his primary, good riddance! It's a shame the Justice Democrates can't knock off more blue dogs. I think that the group will have 10 candidates in the general election, you have to start somewhere I guess. I think that the key is having only one progressive democrate in the first past the post system. I think that this wasn't the case for the California senate primary race and it wasn't a good result for progressives.

Dear Leader called the press the enemy of the people, now a crazy person started shooting at a journalist. This reminds me of dictators like Putin and the guy in the Philippines; they spread hate about a certain group of people and their supporters start attacking. If Mueller has evidence, it's time to get the bastard out before things get even worse. While the right cries about people being booted from restaurants their side is literally killing people, remember the nazi rally? People shouldn't go to people's home but there is a difference between yelling at people and running people over or going on a shooting spree.
 
Posted at 01/07/2018 01:11:56 UTC 0 comments
 

Family separation and Simon Bridges

 
The family separation story blew up this week which resulted in Orange Buffoon signing an Executive Order stating that families must stay together. Don't be fooled; he didn't have to sign an Executive Order to do this. It's all for show. They were just enforcing policies at his instructions, so they could have easily unenforced them. Though making this official is a good thing. It doesn't change the fact that he created the crisis and expects credit when he made it better. No! Another angle you probably won't hear in the media is that there were warnings about this being the new source of income for private prisons which is noteworthy because they're locking up fewer and fewer people on drug charges; which is a good thing but they have just replaced one horrific policy with another. The government is spending tens of millions doing this; if you are a true fiscal conservative you should hate this. I could make the argument that separating families is horrible and blah blah blah but that probably won't reach conservatives and I don't see value in repeating the same arguments everyone else makes; go and read a bleeding heart liberal's blog if that is what you want. Also this is damaging to a long term mentality of the person which will turn a percentage into criminals and psychopaths. You then have to deal with the cost of prison etc. This will be a cost for many years to come. Treating people this way has consequences. There wasn't a crime wave but what they are doing is getting people to hate the United States.

Over in New Zealand the Prime Minister had her baby, from the media coverage you would think that she was the first person to give birth. I am only covering this story to make fun of Simon Bridges. He said that he will convert the child to be a National voter and maybe she will wear boys clothes to school to be politically correct. I think that he was joking and uses humour to make himself more related but from going on Twitter it appears to be about as effective as me wearing a head band to try to convince people that I am a runner. I am in a wheelchair... You would just look at me strangely.
 
Posted at 24/06/2018 04:39:10 UTC 0 comments
 
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